Obi

Featuring : Madam Dinah Shore and Madam Pearl Bailey - Way Back in 1960 ( Happily Singing "The Ballad of Mack the Knife" , on the "Dinah Shore Chevy Show" )

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's never, never a trace of red

Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh, whoo sunny morning, un huh
Lies a body just oozin' life, eek
And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

There's a tugboat, huh, huh, down by the river don'tcha know
Where a cement bag's just a-drooppin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten, old Macky's back in town
Now did ya hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?

Now Jenny Diver, ho, ho, yeah, Sukey Tawdry
Ooh, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town

I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town
Look out, old Macky's back

Songwriters: Kurt Weill / Bertolt Brecht / Marc Blitzstein

Mack The Knife lyrics © BMG Rights Management

Name: Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Irish (Constituency) County : Cavan

Home (Constituency) Town : Ballyconnell

Political Nickname : Obi

Ancestry / Heritage / Ethnicity : Black (Ethnic Minority)

Political Party : Independent

(Polls / Bookies) Chances of Winning the Irish Presidency in 2025 : (Very) Very High.

Highest Political Office (to date) : The Most Excellent State Counsellor of Biafraland

Profession : Alternative Medicine Professor , Chief Wellness Officer of the Minor Ailments Project ; and EU (European Union) Medical Doctor (Fully Licensed to Practise in the Mediterranean).

Website : https://www.minor.ie

The Totally Untrue Media Article about Prof Dr Obi was (Allegedly) Written by an Allegedly Bribed , Allegedly Corrupt and Allegedly Racist Irish Independent Journalist ; and Unprofessionally Endorsed by an Equally (Allegedly) Bribed , Equally (Allegedly) Racist and Equally (Allegedly) Corrupt Cabal of (Allegedly) Xenophobic White Supremacist News Editors.

All that we truly now know about the (Shockingly) False Story is that a BRAVE BLACK DOCTOR (JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI) who has consistently helped those who have been unfairly suspended by the (Institutionally Racist) British General Medical Council (GMC) of the UK , over the years , has always lawfully set up a Legitimate Business as an Alternative Medicine Professor in Ireland ; and that he still (to date) lawfully owns the Statutory Irish Trademarks of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) and the Fellowship Designation thereof - FRCAM(Dublin).

Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , who the Racist Irish Independent News Paper claims bills himself as the Worlds Top Expert in Nutritional Immunomodulation (not Nutritional Immunomudulation) , still rightfully claims to be heading up the Royal College of Alternative Medicine , then based in Dublin , and which is still legitimately claims to be ethically operating Worldwide.

Utterly Shameless Journalism from the (Allegedly Racist) Irish Independent Newspaper (Media House) Group must never ever be allowed to (Wrecklessly) Flourish.

Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi strongly re-affirms that We Exist , We Are Lawful , We Are Royal (in our very own Black Right) - and (that) We Do Not Need the Validation of Racist (White) News Editors.

Prof Obi will therefore relentlessly continue to aid Banned, Probed, Disgraced, Arrested, Suspended, Retired, Erased, Struck-Off and Shamed Medical Doctors or Students - irrespective of whatever range of Indelible Untruths are (Perpetually) Written about Him.

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ADDITIONAL INFORMATION :

We are Exceedingly Proud to Announce the Arrival of Safe , Effective , Affordable , Sustainable , Internet-Accessible , Online Digital Products (including eBooks , Apps , Downloads , News Books and other Electronic Publications) ; for Self Care , Self Help , Alternative Medicine , Natural Therapy , General Health , Enhanced Wellness , Optimal Wellbeing , and Holistic Personal Empowerment.

To This Effect : We Constantly Seek (International) Affiliate Marketing Ambassadors , Home-Based Networking Associates , and Top Global (Electronic Book Sales) Affiliates ; to formidably assist with the various (Worldwide) Online Sale (and Distribution) Strategies for our eBooks , Apps , and other Internet Downloads (etc).

Kindly Contact Us (Directly) for Further Details (24 Hours a Day) - Most Especially if you are currently sitting for the Step 1 (Professional Assessment) Examination

We are (additionally) pleased to report that (£25) PDF Editions of the Following eBooks are Now Ready for those who are sitting the Step 1 (Professional Assessment) Examination :

* Minor Ailments Project (MAP) | Re-Usable Health Record | Universal Clinical Dossier | Also Comes With An Additional (QuackSheet) Upgrade | Plus A (Very Rare) Downloadable (Thank You) Audio File (From Professor Dr Obi) !

* Virtual Medical Card | Minor Ailments | Express (Fast) Registration | Premium Edition | VIP Phone Consultations | Expats | Celebrities | Politicians | Corporate Leaders | Alternative Medicine Professor in Ireland | Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi.

* Professor Obi versus The Coronavirus - COVID-19 , MERS, SARS , Coughs , Colds and Flu (Self Care , Minor Ailments and Common Illnesses) | Holistic Clinical Prescriptions from an Alternative Medicine Professor in Ireland.

As at the Time of this (Updated) Listing - We also currently have a Wide Range of (Short and Simple) Downloads for many Minor Ailments (and Minor Illnesses) including :

Acne

Allergic / Contact Dermatitis

Anxiety (of the Mild Type)

Athlete’s Foot

Backache (of the Mild Type)

Bee Stings (of the Mild Type)

Cold Sores

Conjunctivitis – Allergic and Bacterial

Constipation

Contraception Problems (especially the Morning After Pill)

Coughs and Colds / Flu / High Temperature / Post Vaccine Fever Prophylaxis

Coronavirus Issues (of the Mild , Early and Uncomplicated Type)

Cystitis in Adult Females

Dandruff

Diarrhoea

Dry Eyes

Dry Skin

Earache (Ear Discomfort)

Ear Wax

Eczema

Gingivostomatitis (Mouth or Gum Swelling)

Haemorrhoids (Piles)

Hay Fever / Allergic Rhinitis

Headache (of the Mild Type)

Head Lice

Indigestion / Heartburn / Nausea /Tummy Upset / Vomiting

Insect Bites

Insect Stings

Insomnia

Itchy Skin

Malaria Fever of the Mild , Early and Uncomplicated Type (Untreated Malarial Parasites are still Very Important Causes of Significant Morbidity and Substantial Mortality around the World ; most especially in certain parts of Africa , Asia , the Middle East and Latin America , where the nearest Medical Clinic could actually be very far away indeed , either on Foot , or on Camel , or on Donkey)

Menstrual (Period) Pain

Migraine (of the Mild Type)

Mouth Ulcers

Nasal Congestion

Nail Fungus

Nappy Rash

Pain – Back Pain , Muscle Pain , and Soft Tissue Pain.

Sore Throat

Teething

Toothache

Thread Worm

Thrush – Oral and Vaginal

Warts and Verrucae

Plus Lots of other (Rather) Helpful Items , depending on the (Precise) Country and the (Specific) Continent , (fully inclusive of Europe , Africa , Asia , North America , South America , Oceania , Arctica , Antarctica , Australasia and the Pacific Region) , etc.

The Official Website , plus the Official Network Blog , of the Minor Ailments Project (MAP) , will (both) also be accessible , for Extra Advice , Further Guidance and Additional Support ; to All Digital Purchasers.

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To Date : The Minor Ailments Project (MAP) , through Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has quietly made it's presence felt in all of the following Countries :

Afghanistan Albania Algeria Ambazonia Andorra Angola Antigua & Deps Argentina Armenia Australia Austria Azerbaijan Bahamas Bahrain Bangladesh Barbados Belarus Belgium Belize Benin Bhutan Biafraland (Biafra & Biafrans) Bolivia Bosnia Herzegovina Botswana Brazil Brunei Bulgaria Burkina Burundi Cambodia Cameroon Canada Cape Verde Central African Rep Chad Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo Congo (Democratic Rep) Costa Rica Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic Denmark Djibouti Dominica Dominican Republic East Timor Ecuador Egypt El Salvador England Equatorial Guinea Eritrea Estonia Ethiopia Fiji Finland France Gabon Gambia Georgia Germany Ghana Gibraltar Greece Grenada Guatemala Guinea Guinea-Bissau Guyana Haiti Honduras Hungary Iceland India Indonesia Iran Iraq Ireland (Republic) Israel Italy Ivory Coast Jamaica Japan Jordan Kazakhstan Kenya Kiribati South Korea North Korea Kosovo Kuwait Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon Lesotho Liberia Libya Liechtenstein Lithuania Luxembourg Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia Maldives Mali Malta Marshall Islands Mauritania Mauritius Mexico Micronesia Moldova Monaco Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique Myanmar, (Burma) Namibia Nauru Nepal Netherlands New Zealand Nicaragua Niger Nigeria Northern Ireland Norway Oman Pakistan Palau Panama Papua New Guinea Paraguay Peru Philippines Poland Portugal Qatar Romania Russian Federation Rwanda St Kitts & Nevis St Lucia Saint Vincent & the Grenadines Samoa San Marino Sao Tome & Principe Saudi Arabia Senegal Serbia Seychelles Scotland Sierra Leone Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Slovenia Solomon Islands Somalia South Africa South Sudan Spain Sri Lanka Sudan Suriname Swaziland Sweden Switzerland Syria Taiwan Tajikistan Tanzania Thailand Togo Tonga Trinidad & Tobago Tunisia Turkey Turkmenistan Tuvalu Uganda Ukraine United Arab Emirates United Kingdom United States Uruguay Uzbekistan Vanuatu Vatican City Venezuela Vietnam Wales Yemen Zambia Zimbabwe

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